alcohol to caffeine

didn't you just go,

"things must have been good for schizo . alcohol to caffeine eh.... hmm"

I'd like to share a couple of lines that might make you go, "jeez i didn't see that coming!" or "smooooth...", because they definitely made me.

last week:-

kriss: sir, how many years did it took you to be so fluent in french?
ricardo (sir): not how many years, how many women. *sigh* you're not romantic.

yes that line is still stuck in my head.
i grow green with envy or simply have a good laugh -- still.

this week:-

classmate: sir, we're suppose to be at the exhibition from 6pm until what time?
ricardo: until you get drunk.

just so you know, i really don't mind. who would? it's free alcohol day!